Santa: Bagiche Ke Ped-Paudon Me Pani Dal De. Naukar: Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hai. Santa: Abe To Chhata Lekar Ja.
Boy 2 girl:"I luv u" Girl:"Tameez se baat kijiye" Boy:"Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Rahim Noor-e-Jannat,Mohtarama-e-Khas,kya aap hamare bachcho ki ammi banogi?
1ceRajnikant was hvng tea Sudenly he tok knife &cut D tea into half Dat was d beginning of "Ek cutting Chai" Nokar- Saab, Apke Kisi Khass Dost Ka Phone Aya Tha Saab- Tujhe Kaise Pata K Wo Mera Khas Dost Hai Nokar- Wo Keh Rahe The 'Kamine Ko Phone De'
What's D Difference Between, 'GHAZAL' & 'LECTURE' ? Every Word Spoken By The GF Is 'GHAZAL' & Every Word Spoken By Wife
Gabbar- Arre Oh Kaliya.. Kaliya- Ji Sardar..!! Gabbar- Kitne Aadmi The Re.? Kaliya- Kya Pata Sardar.. ..Mai To Aurtein Gin Raha Tha
Ab To Ye Rishta Pehle Jaisa Nahi Lagta Bhul Gaye Ho Hume Aaisa Nahi Lagta Maana K SMS Nahi Hai FREE Par MISCALL Krne Me To PAISA Nahi Lagta
Santa: 1 Kilo Gaay Ka Doodh Do. Banta: Bartan Chhota Hai Nahi Ayega. Santa: To Bakari Ka De Do.
Animals Ki Khasiyat- Bandar-Inteligent Dog-Wafadar Aap Plz Aab Aage Na Padhna Maan Jao Plz Mt Padho Gadha-Wahi Krta H Jis Kam Ko Mana Kro
Rajnikanth creates new email id: . . . . . gmail@Rajnikanth.com hacker dies Virus cries google shockz computer blocks Rajnikanth rocks..
Xam K 4Din Pehle Buk Dekhi To Yaad Aya- Kuch To Hua Hai,Kuch Ho
Gya Hai Xam K Din,Paper Dekh K Yad Aya- Sab Kuch Alag Hai,Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Wen Neil Armstrong Landed On Moon,He fainted When Saw a Board- "Stick No Bills, Its the Property Of Rajnikanth.." :D
Teacher- MotorCycle Ke Kitne Tyers Hote Hai.? Smart Student- 6 Tyre.! Teacher (Gusse Se)- Kaise.? Student- 4 Motor Ke Aur 2 Cycle Ke..!!
Doctor To Husband- Aap Ka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai.? Husband- Hoga, Jarur Hoga.. ..25 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai
Agar Makhi America Chali Jaye To Usey Kya Kahoge.? ? ? ? USB..
A beautiful girl puts her finger on hotel manager's lips manager kisses her each finger grl: tel your boss there is no tissue paper in toilet. ¥.:H:.¥
Bapu : Express ketla vage aave chhe ? TT: 1 vage. Bapu: Local ? TT: 9 vage Bapu: Malgadi ? TT: 12 vage, pan javu kya che? Bapu: Paata upar Sandas karva..! :
Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car Dilauga,Gold K Dhair Laga Duga Girl:Shaam Ko Park Aaoge BOY: nahi,aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai.
Ladki k gaal pr gulab marne par: English Girl-Darling,u r so notty. Urdu- Nahin karo janu. Sikh- tussi bde romantic ho. Guj- VAGHRI jeva.. ankh ma vagyu.!
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Ek traffic police wala budiya se-me kitni der se siti baja raha tha aap ruki Q nahi ? Budiya-beta ab meri siti sunkar rukne ki umar hai kya
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Santa, Banta Ja Rahe The, 1 Ladki Paas Se Nikali.Santa: Kya Maal Hai.Banta: Maal Se Yaad Aya Bhabhi Ke Kya Haal Hai? , SRC: webdunia.com
Ek Black African Girl Ko God Ne Pankh De Diye.. Ladki Khushi Se- Wow, Kya Aab Mai Pari Ban Gayi Hu GOD- Nahi, Tu Ab Chamgadar Ban Gayi Hai
High Class Insult.. Ladka- Apne Baal To Dekho, Jaise Ghaas Ugi Ho Ladki- Mai Isiliye Itni Der Se Soch Rahi Hu Ke Mere Paas Gadha Q Khada Hai
Basanti nach <@>(( >> @/<))<< @/<))/ > Mast nachti h na? Actualy Ye Bsnti SHOLAY part2 ki h kutto K SAMNE B nachti h
Teacher ne Santa ko ped pe ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi Der Baad Santa Niche Gir Gaya Teacher:Thak gaye? Santa:Nahi, pakk gaya tha.
1 baar Rajnikant volcano par khana banane gaya. But he was shocked. bcoz DHIRAJ waha alrdy papad sek rha tha boht hogyi Rajnikant ki taref
Dekho log aise aise msg b bhejte he , halaki send karne layak nah he phir b send kar raha hu-@ Q:Jb Apko Koi Na Dekh Ra Ho Or Ap Naak Me Ungli Dal Rahe Ho Or 1 Bohat Mota Lais Daar Naak Ka Gunga Apki Ungli Pr Lag Jaye To Ap Kahan Malna Pasand Krenge? A:Bed K Kone Pr? B:Sofay Pr? C:Kisi Dewar Pr? D:Ya Uski Boll Banaye Ge? Reply,Wrna Me Smjunga K Ap Use Kha Lete H.
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi H. ( /./) (.".) " ----;";_ /,/"( , , , , ) '; / / / / Kya Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhe Maloom Nahi H
I Never Think "Humse jo Takrayega wo chur-chur ho jayega":-> I Alwyz Think "Humse jo Takrayega wo Hamara Ho k Reh Jayega";-);-)
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Its a Real Story from GUJRAT.. 1 Ladka aur Ladki aaps me bahut pyaar karte the. Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh dia. wo aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi ki achanak..
Ek Aadmi Ladies Ward Me Admit Ho Gaya.. Nurse- Tujhe Sharm Nahi Aati.? Aadmi Bola- Sharm Kaisi.. ..Hum To Paida Hi Ladies Ward Me Hue The
A Fox Goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check, If He's Still The Most Cunning Animal on Earth Or Not ? He Came Out Angrly Shouting - Ye Sala SHARAD PAWAR Kaun Hai?
Na Tajmahal sundar he. na Kutubminar Sundar he.Na Aishwarya sundar he.na Ketrina sundar he. to sundar kon he? Sundar to JETHALAL ka SALA he.
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne
Mujh Se Kisi Ne Pucha- Tum Sab Ko SMS Bhejte Ho, Tume Kya Milta Hai Mene Has K Kaha- Dena Lena To Vyaapar Hai, Muje To 'Fakeero' Se Pyar Hai
Agar Apko Koi B Anjaan Parcel Mile To Kripya Use Na Khole Usme Meri Photo Ho Skti Hai Ap Ki Zara Si Laparwahi Ap Ko Mera DIWANA Bana Skti Ha
Its Official Now..!! . . . . . . . "MISSING part of the APPLE Logo was Eaten by RajniKanth..!!"
-Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Child prayed 2 shvji plz gv me a cycle bt he D'nt get Nxt Day he stole a statue of Gnesha & wrte a Letr 2 Shivji AGAR BACHA CHAIYE TO CYCLE LEKE MANDIR AAJA:-P
BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA Maine ap se chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki hy. GIRL:Koi baat nhi Chalo Aj mai tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hu...S2...
Police ne Car waale ko roka: "Ye suraksha week hai,Aap belt pehan kar Car chala rahe ho,isliye aapko Rs5000 ka inaam dia jaata hai.Aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?" Driver-Main is inaam se apna Drivng Licence banwaunga. Pichhli seat par baithi uski Maa boli-Iski baat ka yakeen mat karo,Ye sharaab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai. Uske Papa neend se jaage aur Police ko dekh k bole- Mujhe pata tha k Chori k Car mein hum zyada dur nahi ja payenge..
Aj Exam me Ek Sawaal Aaya ki"Challenge"ka EK Example Likho,Ek Ladke Ne Pura Paper khali ChhoraAur Last me Likha:Ek Baap ki Aulaad hai To paas kar ke dikha!
Govt kehti he k 1ladki ne padhai kr li to ghar k logo ko shikshit banati he Pr ladki k padhte time Colg me 40ladke FAIL ho jate h uska kya.?
Q= What is India?A= 1. Ye wo desh he jaha Pizza ghar par jaldi aata he, bajay Ambulance & Police ke; 2. Car Loan 5% par Education Loan 12% he; 3. ye wo desh he jaha Rice is Rs.40 par sim card is Rs.5; 4. ye wo desh he jaha log tea stall par newspaper me child labour k bare me padh kar kahte he "Yaar bacho se kaam karwane walo ko to faansi pe chadha dena chahiye'' or aawaj dete he ''Oye Chote 3 chai la'' YE HE INDIA. but still "I LOVE MY INDIA..."-
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Aaj ki taaza khabar, "Sardar ne apni Sagaai tod di, kyunki ladki "Kunwari" thi". Sardar bola- Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi....!
Teacher-Bus k Driver aur conductor me kya fark Hai? Stdnt-Conductor soya to kisi ka ticket nhi katega & Driver soya to sabka ticket katega.
APNA BHI DUNYA ME NAAM HOTA, YE DAWUD BHI MERA GULAM HOTA, AGAR ME 40 SAAL PEHLE PEDA HOTA TO... SULTAN MIRZA MERA HI NAAM HOTA
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Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That\'s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.\'
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Banta: What\'s the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm? Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Santa: Phir tune kya kiya? Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.Santa: Phir? Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne
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Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena. Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho? Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide kar Jeeto to
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Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now. Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can\'t look at the menu also?
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Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Santa looked in the mirror & said: Seems I\'ve seen him sumwhere. Then he says: Oh yes! He\'s the same bastard who was standing next to my wif
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck fo
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
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-Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It\'s a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaj
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Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)
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Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)
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Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)
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Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)
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Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.
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Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
Malkin: mujhey pata chala hai ki tumhare sahab ka kisi larki se chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
Naukrani: nahiiiiiiii
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Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi dai sakte.
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Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain…
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Pahla Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of silver.
Dusra Aadmi: O God, I want a house full of gold.
Teesra Aadmi: O God, I want the key of their house.
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